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Fictional Character or Hidden Reality?
The long-standing mystery surrounding the legendary Batman has finally been uncovered! Recent historical research suggests that he is not just a fictional character from comics and movies, but actually existed throughout the ages.
Over the years, we have been fed stories suggesting that Batman was nothing more than a fictional character. However, in reality, this “legendizing” – as it is referred to in intelligence circles – aided governments in concealing Batman’s participation in events that influenced the course of the world.
Captivating materials emerging now provide undeniable evidence of the presence of the Dark Knight in various historical periods, with traces of his activities deliberately erased!
Discovery #1: Batman in Ancient Egypt?
The first astonishing revelation comes from ancient Egyptian drawings depicting human figures dressed similarly to the famous Caped Crusader. These enigmatic depictions indicate that Batman might have been present as far back as ancient Egypt. What other secrets does history conceal?
Read our report on BATMAN IN ANCIENT EGYPT
Discovery #2: Batman in Ancient Rome!
Similar reports leave us in awe as we learn that there is evidence of Batman’s presence in ancient Rome as well. Archaeological discoveries suggest that the Caped Crusader may have operated in the shadows of the Roman Empire. Was he a random time traveler or an unknown hero protecting the weak?
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Discovery #3: Belisarius or rather… Batmanisaurius? Uncovering secrets of the Byzantine Empire!
Byzantine icons from later periods portray Belisarius as Batmanisaurius, solidifying the connection between these two enigmatic personas. Thanks to our thorough investigation, we now present compelling evidence that supports this remarkable revelation.
Read our report on BATMAN AND THE BYZANTINE PLOTS
Discovery #4: Batman – Puritan Hero of the 17th Century?
The most chilling materials originate from 17th-century England. During those times, Batman was accused of rebellious behavior! We have drawings, paintings, and documents from the trial of Batman, all pointing to an almost unbelievable conclusion: Batman, indeed, is a historical figure, and he has appeared in some crucial historical events. Is Batman a singular being? Is he immortal? Or rather, is Batman just an emblem of some secret organization?
Read our report on BATMAN IN PURITAN ENGLAND
Discovery #5: Jean-Pierre-Henri de la Croix-Croix-Fountainne: The Enigmatic Artist and Batman’s Connection to the French Military 1815-1871
Jean-Pierre-Henri de la Croix-Croix-Fountainne, the forgotten genius of 19th-century French art, unveils a hidden chapter in history. As Napoleon’s personal painter during military campaigns, he documented soldiers’ lives, but his secret diary reveals a stunning revelation. Buried within are accounts of Batman’s involvement with the French military, not only during Napoleon’s era but also up to the Franco-Prussian War. Was Batman a hidden force behind French military innovations?
Read our report on FROM NAPOLEON I to NAPOLEON III – Batman in 19th-century France
Discovery #6: Batman’s Secret Return to England during World War I #BatmanWWIRevelation
Amidst the chaos of World War I, a clandestine force known as the Batman-Legion emerged from the shadows to take the fight to the heart of darkness. Classified archives reveal their heroic exploits, and hidden photographs now surface, bearing witness to their valor in the trenches. The Batman-Legion, a small group of elite British soldiers, proved to be the vanguard of ingenuity and courage as they executed daring sabotage missions behind enemy lines.
Read our report on BAT-LEGION: WAS BATMAN SECRETLY INVOLVED IN WORLD WAR I?
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